lizzy.

Ask me anything   taco bell enthusiast. can't stop. won't stop. eat that shit, lil debbie.

jetbag:

one time i actually thought i had a chance with someone 

(via fake-mermaid)

— 3 days ago with 596221 notes

jellys:

people that point out acne:

  1. pack ur bags
  2. buy a plane ticket
  3. go to hell

(via asiuns)

— 5 days ago with 567370 notes

helloradness:

Girls are told to be skinny but not too skinny and to wear makeup but not so much that guys can tell and to dress in revealing clothes but not too revealing or else you’re a slut and a hundred other contradictory standards so I think guys can deal with being made fun of for wearing fedoras

(Source: gaydicks420, via tightvaginas)

— 5 days ago with 348608 notes

theimpolitecanadian:

when you drink the water and the tummy go sploosh sploosh

(via dulect)

— 5 days ago with 236695 notes

Lana in New York City. 9.18.14

Lana in New York City. 9.18.14

(Source: missdelrey, via lanascola)

— 5 days ago with 691 notes

coluring:

atomkiller97:

coluring:

tbh i love those fucked up gifs that make everyone react like “wtf”

give me an example

image

image

image

(Source: tipslip, via asiuns)

— 6 days ago with 82732 notes
edwardspoonhands:

gnarly:

squided:

diamoncls:

yourwaifu:

thala55o:

mac and cheese

what?

mac and cheese

That’s an egg

Thats an ipad

iPad and egg.

edwardspoonhands:

gnarly:

squided:

diamoncls:

yourwaifu:

thala55o:

mac and cheese

what?

mac and cheese

That’s an egg

Thats an ipad

iPad and egg.

(via manrayban)

— 6 days ago with 135073 notes

shouldnt:

petitegoose:

hecallsmepineappleprincess:

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Dads and Tumblr

I reblogged strictly for the very last one

omg dying.

Dad’s master post

(via kingofyourewelcome)

— 6 days ago with 243828 notes

officialunitedstates:

I want to hear some modestly good news

— 6 days ago with 461 notes

All Star by Smash Mouth

(Source: hootmonx, via ruinedchildhood)

— 1 week ago with 7198 notes

perrfectly:

if i don’t insult you daily, it means i don’t like you 

(via dulect)

— 1 week ago with 28574 notes