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taco bell enthusiast. can't stop. won't stop. eat that shit, lil debbie.
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berryhudson:

why the hell are toilets so loud?!! like i’m half asleep and then i flush and it’s like a fucking mariachi band just started playing in my house at 3 am

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fovelshucker:

DONT BE FRIENDS WITH ME I LAUGH AT MY OWN JOKES FOR YEARS

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roseisreturning:

mermaids don’t have thigh gaps but they can still lure men to their deaths

(Source: rosetylerful, via pizza)

still not sure whether i actually like rap or if i just think it’s comical…….

idunwin:

melanoleuca:

Remember when there was a 7 mile spanking machine on spongebob and no one said anything about it ever

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image bring me the booty

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fruitbat46:

my ideal weight is the weight of me holding eight puppies

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proveable:

my parents still haven’t apologized for making me ugly

(via fake-mermaid)

antiocial:

you should be expecting that.

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Foodfight freaks out the Nostalgia Critic [x]

(Source: thatchickwiththegifs, via charklestimon)

can somebody find me a mashup of lana del rey’s songs “national anthem” and “american”?

plasticbagvevo:

when you hear somebody talking about one of your interests

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im kinda happy but i also really wanna get hit by a car at the same time

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