lizzy.

Ask me anything   taco bell enthusiast. can't stop. won't stop. eat that shit, lil debbie.

ostracizedpoodle:

you’re not as hot as you made your sim to be

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vuov:

but ur so woah and im so oh

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— 2 days ago with 509842 notes

if you have a problem with me why don’t you stop being a puss and say it to my face.

— 2 days ago
yugichrist asked: hey you know those photos of trees where it looks like they have a big round human ASS, that's a tree disease right, what's it called


Answer:

yugichrist:

homohustle:

yugichrist:

homohustle:

if it’s what I’m thinking of, those are called Burls if you’re murrican or Burrs if you’re from pretty much literally anywhere else

It’s less of a disease in itself and more like a sign of a disease.  Usually fungal infections fuck up the tree growth and cause them

People actually steal them sometimes because some of them are super valuable.  They make really cool looking carved stuff and are really dense.

what the fuck. they just chop the ass right off a tree and sell it to the tree ass black market. that’s brutal

That’s… Yeah, that’s actually pretty accurate.

People have actually been arrested for it and redwood national park gets blocked off at night because people stealing and selling tree ass on the black market is such a big problem

requesting backup for a 376 in process, that’s right we’ve got a tree ass jacker here

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aneatoblog:

When a game has “And you.” in the special thanks section of the credits.

image

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hahanerdz:

who says cheesy pickup lines are dumb if you use one on me i will probably kiss you 10/10 recommend

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radicaldaydream-er:

have you ever had a dream of someone you haven’t seen or talked to in years and wonder if anyone ever randomly dreams about you too.

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mileynation:

New Two and a half men stills!

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clickholeofficial:


5 Tragedies Weirdly Predicted By Adam Sandler

SHIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT NOT THE EASTERN SEABOARD PLS BE WRONG OMG NO

clickholeofficial:

5 Tragedies Weirdly Predicted By Adam Sandler

SHIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT NOT THE EASTERN SEABOARD PLS BE WRONG OMG NO

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— 4 days ago with 817 notes

heatoise:

*sees a dog*

me: holy shit

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